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Fsharp for fun and profit

Fsharp for fun and profit


You know where middle C is — now try to find the C of the next octave up. Market participants would like to understand how the liquidity of their set of entities changes relative to the overall market. On the way, I hope to open your mind to the joys of functional programming -- it really is fun! F allowed for rapid development of prototypes, and thus also rapid verification or falsification of the underlying mathematical models. Features such as Options and Type Providers have given us incredibly concise, expressive, and testable code with which to handle them, freeing us to focus on business value.

Higher education jokes

Higher education jokes


Not just ANY private school, but a Catholic school. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. It matters not what you inquire into; but when you inquire into a thing, you must never give it up until you have thoroughly understood it. My advise to high school students who have no interest in studying medicine, architecture, etc. Casaubon's learning as a kind of damp which might in due time saturate a neighbouring body. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell.

Readers digest joke of the day

Readers digest joke of the day


The reporter's name used in the article was "Lirpa Loof", which is "April Fool" with each word spelled backward. In a edition of the Harper's Weekly cartoonist Bertha R. This conviction is so strong that the anti-Turkish alliance with Leopold I signed on April 1, , was backdated to March The traditional prank is to ask someone to deliver a sealed message that supposedly requests help of some sort. Readers apparently misunderstood this line to mean "32 March", i. Such fish feature prominently on many late 19th- to early 20th-century French April Fools' Day postcards.

Best simile jokes

Best simile jokes


Just as the man thinks that he is surely going to die he prays to god in his head and he says: The wide decided she wanted his hankerchief and they began to fight over it, back and forth like little children. A child's version of his nightly prayer: She did not go to church, and he had never been either. So he used the sermon from the Sunady before - 3 more times. The old preacher looked at him and replied, "as you know Jesus has been my example all my life, and since he died between two theives I decided thats the way I wanted to go".

Bar tricks and jokes

Bar tricks and jokes


The bartender promptly serves up a beer. He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The guy then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and biting his other eye. That you can balance a full bottle of wine in the center of a triangle made of pint glasses — using only 3 knives. Then I think we just squished a nun! Alternating Shots The Bet: Anything you say, can and will be held against you.

Turkish jokes forum

Turkish jokes forum


At one point he calls the same escort service twice in a row, once posing as a Spanish local and the second time posing as a German tourist. In one of his early appearances he dejectedly noted that his ability allowed him to shout "Don't kill me! It's meant as a joke, by the way; Chinese computers [or Mainland China ones at least] either use Pinyin or Wubi [a system of four-digit codes to stand for characters] for word input and processing It's played straight in '' The World Is Not Enough ", when he masquerades as a Russian physicist, complete with heavily but believably Russian-accented English. Flashman's mad polyglot skills let him down in Royal Flash, though, where he has to impersonate someone who speaks several languages including Danish, which is obscure and difficult enough that his hasty briefing in it can't see him through a short interview with a native Danish speaker. James Bond shows signs of this, inasmuch as he's a one-man squad , when dealing with Russian spies, French money launderers, and Middle Eastern arms dealers. The reward when you have suffered ten minutes of elbows in your ribs, pathetic jokes about the cable car falling and nervous questions about safety standards in Turkey, is a complete view of the Beydaglari Mountains, the coast line of the Antalya region and of the beautiful Mediterranean Sea.

Afv top ten practical jokes

Afv top ten practical jokes


Entrant explicitly acknowledges and agrees that the Releases provided to Producer by Entrant shall cover any claim, expense or liability arising from or relating to such Media contact or exposure, or the lack thereof. These specials except for the special sports edition were not taped in front of a live studio audience, instead applause and laugh tracks were used during commercial bumpers and just before, during, and after video packages. Entrant and, any person appearing in the entry must not be a candidate for public office and must agree not to become such a candidate for eighteen 18 months from the date Entrant submits a home video exclusive release and personal release to Producer. We aren't going to be shelling out the deductible on your health insurance claim because someone clocked you on account of a practical joke you got from us! Check these rules on AFV. Producer is not responsible for lost, damaged or misdirected videos under any circumstances. The show moved to a much smaller soundstage and the set featured various video screens and monitors resembling iMac computers placed on shelves.

Diary of cat and dog joke

Diary of cat and dog joke


Maybe I can wear a turban and pretend I'm from India. So Josh leaned to me and got real close, and just before he was going to kiss me he said, real quiet - "Softly, right? Another fairly easy thing to learn to fuse two different images of something into a single image, when the image from one eye is considerable smaller than the image from the other eye. With claws fully extended, I struck the dog's snout. But five of them? Meanwhile, I'm still getting used to looking out of both eyes. I think that's the first time I've ever had an IV, though my arm has been poked often enough to take things out of it.

Clean deacon jokes

Clean deacon jokes


The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. Behold, I stand at the door and knock. While I do not remember where I heard this, I do remember that the person who told me, wanted me a deacon-in-training to learn the heart of a deacon. At last, he sat down on the floor right at the front of the sanctuary, centered on the aisle he had walked down. Well, he thought for a moment and said, maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another point of view.

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